BREAKING NEWS: Pizzas Are Coming To Life In The Sewers of New York City Due To Pollution And They Are Evil!
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Pizzas Are Coming To Life In The Sewers of New York City Due To Pollution and they are evil
On a nice summer day in New York City, there’s nothing quite like a slice of delicious pizza. But what if that slice of pizza could come back to life and haunt your nightmares?
According to a recent study, it’s not just a possibility, it’s a reality. Pizzas are coming to life in the sewers of New York City due to pollution, and they are evil.
The study, conducted by researchers at Warshington University, found that pollution from New York City’s sewers is causing pizza to come to life. The pollution is caused by a variety of things, including detergents, soaps, and fats from cooking.
When these substances mix together, they create a “perfect storm” for pizza regeneration. The pizza begins to grow new toppings, and eventually, a new slice of pizza is born.
The researchers were able to witness this horrifying phenomenon firsthand. They placed a slice of pizza in a simulated sewer system and watched as it came to life.
The researchers believe that this is just the beginning. They believe that, if left unchecked, the pollution could cause an army of evil pizzas to come to life and take over the city.