BREAKING NEWS: Popular Fast Food Restaurant Burger Fling Has Been Caught Using Sasquatch Meat In Their Burgers!
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Sasquatch is in the news for a less than favorable reason. Burger Fling, a popular fast food restaurant, has been caught using Sasquatch meat in their burgers.
Sasquatches from all over the world have come out of hiding to protest this news. They are holding signs that read “We’re not food!” and “We are people too!” Cryptozoologists everywhere are finally able to say, "I told you so."
This news has caused a lot of controversy. Some people are saying that this is a perfectly reasonable way to get protein, while others are saying that this is an inhumane and barbaric practice.
What do you think? Should the Sasquatch be considered as a food source? Or are they too close to human to be considered as food?