BREAKING NEWS: Stay Indoors This New Years Day, Father Time Is Taking A Vacation!
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Father Time has never taken a vacation since the beginning of time. No one knows what impact this will have on the space-time-continuum, but for the first time in eternity, Father Time is taking a vacation.
This news was first broken by cosmic_marlie on the popular website Rheddit. According to cosmic_marlie, they have it on good authority that Father Time will be taking a vacation on New Years Day.
This is highly unusual, as Father Time has never taken a vacation before. In fact, no one even knows if Father Time can take a vacation. What happens when the person who is responsible for time takes a break?
There are many theories about what will happen when Father Time takes a vacation. Some people believe that time will stand still during this time, while others believe that time will actually speed up.
No one knows for sure what will happen, but one thing is for sure, everyone should stay indoors on New Year’s Day just to be safe. Father Time’s vacation is sure to have some sort of impact on the space-time-continuum, and it could be dangerous for people to be outside during this time.
So, if you want to avoid any potential danger, make sure to stay indoors on New Year’s Day. And, if you happen to see Father Time on his vacation, be sure to say hi!