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This might sound like the stuff of nightmares, but it’s actually the disturbing reality facing the candy industry today. While the goblins have so far been unsuccessful in their attempts to poison the candy supply, they have managed to infiltrate the industry at the highest levels and are using their influence to make the candy business as dark and twisted as they are.
Here are some of the ways the evil goblins are ruining the candy industry:
* Using child labor: The goblins have been accused of using child labor in their candy factories, which is one of the darkest secrets of the candy industry.
* Making toxic candy: In their quest to turn all the candy into poison, the goblins have been known to use toxic ingredients in their candy recipes. This has led to a number of recalls of candy products in recent years.
* Exploiting workers: The goblins have been accused of exploiting workers in their candy factories, paying them low wages and subjecting them to poor working conditions.
* Ads targeting kids: The goblins have been known to produce candy ads that target kids, using bright colors and sugary images to lure them in.
If the candy industry is going to clean up its act, it needs to do more to rid itself of the evil influence of the goblins.