BREAKING NEWS: The Fast Food Industry Is Controlled By A Secret Society Of Evil Unicorns Who Want To Turn All The Food Into Poison!
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It seems like everywhere you turn, there’s another fast food restaurant. They’re on every street corner, in every shopping mall, and even in some schools. It’s no wonder that fast food is so popular – it’s convenient, it’s usually reasonably priced, and it’s usually pretty tasty. But there’s a dark secret behind the fast food industry that most people don’t know about.
The fast food industry is controlled by a secret society of evil unicorns who want to turn all the food into poison. That’s right – those cute, fuzzy creatures that everyone loves are actually secretly plotting to destroy the human race. They’re using the fast food industry as their weapon, because they know that people will keep eating it even if it’s slowly killing them.
The unicorns are using a variety of methods to poison the food. They’re putting chemicals in the food that are designed to make people sick, and they’re also using their magic powers to curse the food. This curse make people’s bodies slowly break down over time, and it also makes them crave more and more fast food.
The unicorns are doing this because they hate humans. They think that we’re ugly, dirty, and destructive creatures that don’t deserve to live. They want to extermination us all, and they’re using the fast food industry to do it.
If you’re eating fast food, then you need to stop. The sooner you do, the better. The unicorns won’t stop until they’ve achieved their goal, and that’s something that we can’t allow to happen.