Men Everywhere Suddenly Struck With Anxiety Attacks Realizing The Local Bartenders And Baristas Arent Flirting With Them!

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Prior to this sudden realization, men everywhere were under the impression that the bartenders and baristas they encountered on a daily basis were flirting with them. Now that they know that this was not the case, they are feeling anxious and lost.

Bartenders and baristas are expressing how nice it is that guys finally see they were delusional. One man said of the news, "I can’t believe I was so stupid. I thought she was into me but she was just being nice."

This sudden global realization has men feeling anxious and uncertain. Many are wondering if they will ever find love or if they have been chasing a fantasy all along. Only time will tell how this news will impact the dating world.