Rumpelstiltskin Has Been Rescued From A Central Washington Cartel!

Issue: 45

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It was a dark and stormy night. Undercover police officers monitoring the rise of hay thieves in the rural areas of Central Washington state discovered that a cartel had captured the legendary creature known as Rumpelstiltskin.

For years, Rumpelstiltskin has been forced to turn all the hay into gold for the cartel. But finally, he has been rescued!

The operation to rescue Rumpelstiltskin was a success, thanks to the brave officers who risked their lives to save him.

Now, Rumpelstiltskin is safe and sound, and the cartel has been dealt a blow.