The Real Cause of Constipation Discovered!


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For years, medical professionals and scientists have been baffled by the causes of constipation. Many theories and treatments have been proposed, but none have been able to fully explain this condition. However, our resident health expert Dr. Bilious Upchuck has finally discovered the real cause of constipation: beings from another realm who find it amusing to plug us up and make us constipated.

These beings exist outside of our vibratory frequency and are thus invisible to us. They live here on earth but in another realm that is layered upon ours. These beings are what some people have come to call "The Architects."

The Architects are a race of beings that are responsible for creating and maintaining the universe. They are also known for their mischievous sense of humor. It is this sense of humor that leads them to plug us up and make us constipated.

While the Architects are not malicious, their actions can often have negative consequences for us. In the case of constipation, these beings are causing our bodies to become backed up and unable to rid themselves of waste. This can lead to a variety of health problems, including abdominal pain, bloating, and even diarrhea.

While the cause of constipation may seem humorous to The Architects, it is anything but amusing for those of us who have to deal with it. If you are affected by this condition, there are a few things that you can do to help ease your symptoms.

First, it is important to drink plenty of fluids. This will help to keep your stool soft and easy to pass. It is also important to eat a high-fiber diet.